Friday, March 26, 2010

AT-AT




just popped into my head.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

America, !#&^#%$ YEAH!!!


Evolution is a joke.

Aztec Businessman


I hate dresing up for work...

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Just putting it out there...


I'm just saying this is obvious.
Quetzalcoatl has the foreign policy experience that Palin doesnt have yet, and he will bring the hispanic vote to the GOP. Also, he'll bring the heart-sacrificing-to-the-sungod vote, normally a Democrat stronghold....

Christmas ain't just for white folk!



If only those damnable Europeans hadn't "civilized" us, maybe we could have had Aztec Santa Claus! He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he'll cut your heart out of your chest, so be good for goodness sake!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

WHoah..it's been a while..

it's Halloween... so I thought I would draw up an Aztec God..this is Tezcatlipoca, the god of near and far, he who sits on the shoulder, the smoking mirror, god of sorcerers and black magic. Pretty Sweet huh?!


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Monday, January 29, 2007

JoeyMagazine.com

I drew this last week, and Joey of JoeyMagazine.com fame thinks it's good enough to grace his online publication. How cool! I didn't think much of the other covers I've down so far (I've done two). Those were rushed, and not up to my usually low standards. This one definately lived down to my lowest expectations....


There are three text parts that are in Latin. Mexican candy through snail mail to the first who can cite them....uhm...among..the two people who actually check this site...

ok..here's a small hint...AENEID.

Void where prohibited.

Monday, December 18, 2006

in progress...

I'm much too busy to concentrate on this, but I started this one and now I don't know what to do with it..

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Also, I screwed up on her eyes - added too much ink, and she actually looks like what most girls slap onto their faces today. Which is not to my liking...

Thursday, November 09, 2006

the Severed Head of Las Fuentes







So this was a favor I did for a friend that works at a bar - he was looking for decorations, and I volunteered to make this severed rotting head so that he could hang it up for Halloween. I made it so that the eyes lit up, and then stapled a small motor I ripped out of my sony walkman to it. When you turned a switch, the vertebrae would start shaking and twitching. It's pretty cool.

The video above is detailing the motor part halfway through the creation of the head.
Go ahead and play it!

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This is about a third of the way through, just so that you don't doubt that it was my mighty hands that created this masterpiece.

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This is me, caressing my severed head gently from behind. I can be nice when I wanna be.