The Feathered Serpent of the Irridescent Beauty
This is a cover I did for a comic book that I drew and writ the year after graduation when I was unemployed. It's mediocre. But at least it's done. I'm not just blowing smoke when I can say I can do this thing - I can show you that i can do it. Anyway, I'm proud of the cover at least. The main figure is the god of death, I think, Mictlantecuhtli. On the sides are the two extremes of their dualistic theology, Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl.... In the back, are images from the interior art...
posted by elsoopermexican at 3:17 PM
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Dear El Sooper Mexican...I am a white male who is extremely attracted to a hispanic woman...I do believe she likes me, but she has this latin lover who looks like Don Juan...what do I do? She is young, dark, beautiful, smooth and sexy...I am old, short, fat, hairy, pock marked and drunk...is there a way you could call up some relatives and do something...I mean you must be related to her in some way right?
-Signed,
Longing for a fairy tale story which involves a Hispanic woman with whom I work…
Meester Nevermore...
I feel your pain. Being a wuero without the juice (pardon my redundancy) while being around so many hot Mexican ladies is indeed a cross to bear. Here is my advice:
1) Speaking of crosses, make sure she knows you are catholic by wearing a sooper-large crucifix around your neck. Don't buy a mundane one however - Mexicans like bright flashy things. Just look at Tijuana. Add some bling bling to it, and she's sure to notice you. Maybe crucifixion nails made out of diamonds? That's just a suggestion from the top of my cabeza - make it your own!
2) Also, given she is a Latina, she is most likely sans documentation. Make it painfully clear that you are a citizen - leave your passport laying around, flash your driver's license often, or say things like, "Boy it's nice to be an American citizen!" at odd and inappopriate times.
3) Remember that Mexy-women are individual, and every one is different. No, just kidding,hehe. They're all pretty much the same - they are stubborn and strong-willed. That means they like to be chased, usually by men who treat them poorly. The fact that you are old, short, fat, hairy, pock marked and drunk is meaningless - drunk actually works in your favor. Just act like a jerk, and she will be mysteriously drawn to you, like a mexican moth to moth tequila.
Good luck, wuero.
ay-ay-ay-AY!
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That was, the best advice I have ever been given...I think it worked. I showed up to work wearing a very aspensive looking Mariachi outfit adorned with faux-diamond filigree and Mexi-dingles, I smelt of booze and was cursing in a most attractive way. La pequeña señora was as a deer in headlights, or should I say an illegal in the Minuteman’s spotlights. I can foresee many a niños in the near future from this most pious of comings together.
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