Just putting it out there...

I'm just saying this is obvious.

Quetzalcoatl has the foreign policy experience that Palin doesnt have yet, and he will bring the hispanic vote to the GOP. Also, he'll bring the heart-sacrificing-to-the-sungod vote, normally a Democrat stronghold....

Christmas ain't just for white folk!

If only those damnable Europeans hadn't "civilized" us, maybe we could have had Aztec Santa Claus! He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he'll cut your heart out of your chest, so be good for goodness sake!